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Posted: **Feb 19, 2016 10:07 PM**

Back to the lighter side of the police blotter...

SCANDIA

JAN. 12

Parking complaint. A resident in the 21000 block of Olinda Trail was cited for having a vehicle parked on the street while it was being plowed. When a deputy contacted the man to explain that he was being cited after previous warnings and that his vehicle could be towed if he didn't move it, the man said: "Whose side are you on, mine or theirs?"

AFTON

DEC. 31

Suspicious activity. A resident in the 12000 block of 15th Street reported that a trail camera had captured an unknown person in her yard. The caller eventually realized that she was the person on the video.

OAKDALE

DEC. 19

Public assist. An officer helped a woman get her pet bird, "Brent," out of a trash can and into its cage in the 4100 block of Gershwin Avenue.

Posted: **Feb 21, 2016 2:16 PM**

EXCELSIOR

JAN 12

Domestic. A domestic was reported at an apartment on 3rd Avenue. Officers learned that a couple was loudly engaging in sexual intercourse, and found no signs of assault.

Posted: **Feb 21, 2016 2:30 PM**

This is a brilliant thread

Posted: **Feb 21, 2016 3:15 PM**

I witnessed these kinds of things first hand, usually on standby for the police. Too many times to remember many of the details.

Posted: **Feb 27, 2016 9:03 PM**

"Discover hidden San Diego"

Posted: **Feb 28, 2016 5:25 PM**

From the Sioux Falls Argus 911 Facebook Page:

Police called to McDonald's on W. 41st for group of teens throwing a dead muskrat around.

Posted: **Feb 28, 2016 5:47 PM**

CORCORAN

JAN. 25

Domestic. Officers responded to a report of a domestic at a home in the 7800 block of Maple Hill Road. A 12-year-old boy was hitting his grandparents in the head with a rock. The boy had calmed down as officers arrived and was told to go to his room for the night.

Posted: **Mar 08, 2016 7:39 PM**

http://thevalleyreport.com/2016/03/08/w ... -requests/

Posted: **Mar 08, 2016 7:49 PM**

EventuallyAyrton wrote:http://thevalleyreport.com/2016/03/08/w ... -requests/

and you deserve this for posting this S___.

Posted: **Mar 08, 2016 10:39 PM**

He's going to show up in the "people not worth your time to advise" thread soon.

Posted: **Mar 13, 2016 6:29 PM**

INDEPENDENCE

FEB. 9

Unwanted person. Officers responded to a report from Light of Christ Lutheran Church, 3976 County Line Road SE., of a male who entered the church saying he was being attacked by demons and needed a jug of water to respond. He fled before officers arrived.

Posted: **Apr 24, 2016 3:13 PM**

At least a dozen elite sports cars clocked at 'well over' 100 mph on I-394

The drivers of a dozen or more high-end sports cars were cited for reckless driving Saturday after a state trooper clocked them at more than 110 miles per hour as they zoomed west on Interstate 394, just west of Louisiana Avenue, authorities said.

One state trooper stopped seven of the vehicles as they doubled back and headed east on Hwy. 12 near Wayzata Boulevard (County Road 15), but five others allegedly took "evasive" actions and sped away, said patrol Lt. Tiffani Nielson. The drivers of those five vehicles were later cited when they stopped at a Holiday gas station in Maple Plain.
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The makes of the cars included Lamborghinis, a McLaren, a Ferrari, a Maserati and other elite models. The trooper estimated the combined list price of the dozen vehicles that were stopped at more than $2.1 million.

There may have been others in the initial pack who evaded authorities, the lieutenant said.

The 12 drivers who were stopped were all men, ranging in age from mid-20s to mid-50s and owners of the vehicles, Nielson said. They must appear before a judge to answer the misdemeanor charges.

May have been others who evaded authorities? The only question I'd have is how one cop stopped seven of them.

If one stops, everybody else is supposed to take off, aren't they? Pikers.

Posted: **Apr 24, 2016 3:49 PM**

davintosh wrote:May have been others who evaded authorities? The only question I'd have is how one cop stopped seven of them. If one stops, everybody else is supposed to take off, aren't they? Pikers.

If one police officer sees them speed by and calls ahead, an officer up the road can pull out in front of then and swerve back and forth between lanes to stop them from passing. As stupid as these people are, they won't risk damaging their cars to get away from the cops. They also know that the cost of a ticket is far less than the price to pay for evading arrest if they speed away, unlike those other 5. If they get caught, they can be facing some serious charges

Posted: **Apr 24, 2016 6:47 PM**

EventuallyAyrton wrote:
davintosh wrote:May have been others who evaded authorities? The only question I'd have is how one cop stopped seven of them. If one stops, everybody else is supposed to take off, aren't they? Pikers.
If one police officer sees them speed by and calls ahead, an officer up the road can pull out in front of then and swerve back and forth between lanes to stop them from passing. As stupid as these people are, they won't risk damaging their cars to get away from the cops. They also know that the cost of a ticket is far less than the price to pay for evading arrest if they speed away, unlike those other 5. If they get caught, they can be facing some serious charges

Plus, . . . gasp, it could go in their PERMANENT RECORD!

Posted: **Apr 24, 2016 6:53 PM**

CHASKA

WEEK OF APRIL 4

Parking complaint. A male reported that a vehicle was blocking his driveway, but called back a short time later to cancel the complaint after realizing that it was his vehicle.

MINNETRISTA

MARCH 27

Missing person. A 56-year-old man was reported missing after leaving a home in Minnetrista and failing to arrive at his destination in Golden Valley. It was determined that he had been arrested.

Posted: **Apr 24, 2016 9:01 PM**

All I wanna know is who is the Rorschach guy and why does he have so many pictures of my parents?

Posted: **Apr 24, 2016 9:32 PM**

BEDFORD, N.H. —Eight people were arrested Friday night in Bedford after a “riot-like situation” involving people armed with metal pipes, knives and a handgun, police said.
http://www.wmur.com/news/8-arrested-aft ... d/39186314
read the whole article. I think NH wins for worst scum-bags.

Posted: **Apr 25, 2016 6:38 PM**

Panzertank831 wrote:BEDFORD, N.H. —Eight people were arrested Friday night in Bedford after a “riot-like situation” involving people armed with metal pipes, knives and a handgun, police said.
http://www.wmur.com/news/8-arrested-aft ... d/39186314
read the whole article. I think NH wins for worst scum-bags.

How does one feloniously use body armor?

Posted: **Apr 25, 2016 8:00 PM**

How does one feloniously use body armor?

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Maybe somehow when its used with a loaded handgun in a fight against the police?? Im sure they frown upon that.

Posted: **Jul 13, 2016 6:47 PM**

A northern suburb of San Diego:

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/new ... ista-jail/

VISTA — A sheriff’s pursuit had a surprise ending when the driver stopped outside the Vista Jail and climbed a fence to get in.

Deputies obliged by closing a gate and arresting him.

Oceanside police started the pursuit shortly before 2 a.m. Tuesday when an officer tried to pull over the driver of a 1993 Nissan sedan for a minor traffic violation on Oceanside Boulevard, police said.

Instead of stopping for a ticket, the driver kept going, ending up in Vista where the pursuit was handed off to deputies on North Melrose Drive, authorities said. The Nissan driver meandered through the city for nearly 20 minutes before heading into the jail parking lot off Melrose, near Hacienda Drive.

He stopped, ran from the car and clambered over a fence into the jail intake area, where prisoners are driven in for booking, a sheriff’s official said.

The 35-year-old man was booked on several counts of resisting and obstructing police.

Posted: **Jul 24, 2016 10:44 AM**

Hamburg

JUNE 27

Animal complaint. A person called police to report that a goose had gotten its foot stuck between two rocks in the 600 block of Park Avenue.

Maple Plain

JUNE 16

Vandalism. Someone used chalk to draw graphic pictures of the male anatomy on the road in the 5000 block of Oak Street. Firefighters hosed away the drawings.

Oakdale

JUNE 21

Disturbance. An officer responded to a report of someone yelling “Help, call 911” at 3:15 a.m. in the 5600 block of Hadley Avenue. A resident explained that she was having a nightmare and woke up yelling. She said she was fine and apologized for waking neighbors.

Posted: **Jul 25, 2016 1:55 PM**

Police say the driver they pulled over on a Twin Cities interstate readily admitted that he was going 100 miles per hour. However, he blamed it on being Canadian.

Dalmar A. Ali, 22, of Toronto, was ticketed for speeding on southbound Interstate 35W near 66th Street in Richfield on a dark and rainy July 12 night.

Ali was stopped and acknowledged “passing other traffic like he was standing still,” the citation filed last week read.

He went on to explain that he’s from Canada, where vehicle speedometers reading 100 are measuring kilometers per hour, not miles per hour. A speed of 100 kph converts to about 62 mph.

Metric mix-up or not, Ali is due in court on Sept. 13 for his arraignment. Any fine, if there is one, will have to be paid in U.S. dollars.

Posted: **Sep 03, 2016 7:38 PM**

Posted: **Sep 18, 2016 1:12 PM**

AUG. 28

Domestic. Officers responded to a report of a domestic at a home in the 7800 block of Maple Hill Road, and found a couple arguing. They advised the woman to discuss their issues in the morning, and advised her husband to buy her a birthday cake.

AUG. 11

Suspicious activity. A dead cat was found inside a box with the sign “Free cat,” on the sidewalk in the 5000 block of 150th Street. Public Works employees removed the box and cat.

AUG. 14

Suspicious activity. A note with the message “Don’t look at my boyfriend” was found taped to a vehicle in the 13000 block of Europa Court.

AUG. 18

Suspicious activity. A juvenile asked a homeowner in the 900 block of Saint Croix Trail if he could jump on his trampoline. When he was refused, he offered to buy the trampoline. When the homeowner told him no, he left a fake phone number in case he changed his mind and rode off with another juvenile on their scooters.

Posted: **Oct 30, 2016 12:46 PM**

Wyoming can be an interesting place.

The unbelievable call of the night: Ashley Basich went and obtained an industrial forklift from her employer, Sate(sic) of Wyoming (of course her boss did not know) to move a van that was blocking her driveway. Her neighbors were not happy since this was at Midnight and called us. We arrested her for DUI. Yes, she had a cooler of beers in the cab and was wearing flip flops (possible OSHA violation) #midnightmove

https://www.facebook.com/CheyennePolice ... =3&theater

Posted: **Oct 30, 2016 3:38 PM**

davintosh wrote:Wyoming can be an interesting place.

The unbelievable call of the night: Ashley Basich went and obtained an industrial forklift from her employer, Sate(sic) of Wyoming (of course her boss did not know) to move a van that was blocking her driveway. Her neighbors were not happy since this was at Midnight and called us. We arrested her for DUI. Yes, she had a cooler of beers in the cab and was wearing flip flops (possible OSHA violation) #midnightmove
https://www.facebook.com/CheyennePolice ... =3&theater

Ah yes, the things we'd all like to do but don't.

It would have been extra points if she'd stuck the forks in thru the side windows like metal recyclers do.

Posted: **Dec 05, 2016 10:21 AM**

Posted: **Jan 13, 2017 3:52 AM**

Lube causes sticky situation at Empire Mall

Someone's fashion choice caused a slight scare at the Empire Mall Thursday.

Police responded to a report of a suspicious substance, what someone thought might have been gasoline, that was left in a Younkers dressing room around 1:15 p.m.

It wasn't gasoline.

Somebody was using lubricant to try to wiggle back into their leather clothing after trying on a few other clothing items, said Sioux Falls Police Sgt. Ryan Flogstad.

Nobody was arrested.

http://www.argusleader.com/story/news/c ... /96506734/

Newsflash; if you need lubrication in order to get your clothes on, either your clothes are too small or you're too fat.

Note: There are exceptions to this guideline; namely, shapely young women. But even that can be overdone.

Posted: **Jan 24, 2017 6:04 PM**

I miss home. Such great entertainment.

Police arrested a 21-year-old Parker man Monday after they say he stole a vehicle just after being released from Pipestone (Minn.) County jail and drove it down to Sioux Falls to meet with his probation officer.

Ashton Brooks White Olsen is charged with one count of possession of a stolen vehicle.

Lt. Kyle Hoekstra of the Sioux Falls Police Department said White Olsen took a car that had been left running. Hoekstra said the cold temperatures and the fact that White Olsen didn’t have a vehicle were the likely the motivation behind the theft.

Sounds like something out of the Fargo series.

Posted: **Jul 27, 2017 9:02 PM**

Two San Diego County shopping malls swarmed by thousands of street racers performing stunts

"They apparently first started gathering in the Carmel Valley area of San Diego, where police got numerous complaints, including a report of 1,000 cars racing up and down Carmel Country Road.
By the time they reached Westfield North County shopping mall on Via Rancho Parkway, police estimated their numbers at 4,000."

A thousand is one thing, but four thousand? I think that qualifies as an infestation

. Now, GET OFF OF MY LAWN!

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-m ... story.html

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